I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.
Stephen King (via allegorys)

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africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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You have to work at relationships. You can’t just walk out on them every time something goes wrong.
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity  (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)

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pullingadanny: Living room routine -the Perks of being a Wallflower.
When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
unknown (via librarybitch)

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

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What I miss about my ex

whatshouldwecallme:
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